May Your Enemies Choke On a Bag of Dicks – Infused With Deez Nuts | Funny Novelt…

Price: $16.99 - $22.99
(as of Jun 12, 2025 04:31:05 UTC – Details)

Our May Your Enemies Choke on a Bag of Dicks – Infused With Deez Nuts candle is a unique handmade creation that adds humor to Christmas gifts, birthdays, or any occasion. Lighten the mood and share laughter with this lighthearted novelty gift. Ideal for white elephant exchanges or playful pranks for your sister, brother, or even your coworkers. Bring joy to your loved ones with a memorable and unexpected gag gift candle.
Crafted from sustainable palm wax and scented with high-quality fragrances and essential oils, this candle is not only eco-friendly but also long-lasting and non-toxic. The dye-free wax is poured into a cute 9 oz straight-sided tumbler jar with a black metal lid, making it a stylish addition to any home decor.
With its tongue-in-cheek humor and playful design, our candles are a great conversation starter and the perfect gift for any occasion. So whether you’re shopping for a birthday, holiday, or just because, give the gift of laughter and warmth with our funny and fabulous candle.
Choose Your Scent:

• HONEYSUCKLE + JASMINE: Made with essential oils

UNIQUE NATURAL SUSTAINABLE WAX:
Our natural palm wax doesn’t contain any additives so our candles are “true to scent,” which means our candles don’t have that “other smell” that paraffin and soy candles have – which is caused by petroleum based solvents, (even soy wax contains these solvents). Our candles also burn brighter and hotter, which means the candles will smell stronger, and last longer than other waxes.
Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 4 x 4 inches; 1 Pounds
Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 13, 2023
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CGG28K3S

Volume: 9 ounces | Wick: Cotton, Lead and Zinc Free Wick | Dye Free, Additive Free, Vegan Palm Wax | Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5″ | Burn Time: 65 hours if properly burned (Keep wicks trimmed to 1/4”)
Choose Scent: Honeysuckle + Jasmine (made with essiential oils)
HANDMADE DYE FREE NATURAL CANDLE: Made in California using premium sustainable palm wax, this eco friendly option does not contain any petroleum based chemicals or additives. They burn clean, no soot, and they hold 2x the amount of fragrance compared to other types of wax so they’re highly scented. They burn slowly so it lasts longer than other candles do. More bang for your buck!
LONG LASTING: Enjoy prolonged warmth with a slow burn, creating a lasting, delightful ambiance. Bid farewell to soot concerns as palm wax is a clean, residue-free experience. Our candles boast clean fragrances, carefully crafted to enhance your space without overwhelming it. The exceptional scent throw effortlessly fills larger areas with captivating aromas. Elevate your candle experience with palm wax, a perfect blend of slow burning, soot-free, and clean fragrance for an unparalleled ambiance.
UNIQUE GIFTS FOR EVERY OCCASION: Birthday, Valentines Day, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Christmas, housewarming, gradation, white elephant, post break up glow up, exam work stress, job loss, divorce, graduation, encouragement, self care, emotional support, anniversary, retirement. Induce relaxation and fun with a gift for women, sister, him, her, best friends, bestie, bff, brother, mom, mother, dad, father, neighbor, boss, coworker, co worker, who needs a little cheer me up.