I Do Not Spew Profanities, I Enunciate Them Clearly Like a Fucking Lady Candle |…

Price: $22.99
(as of Jul 01, 2025 12:02:48 UTC – Details)

Our Honestly… I Do Not Spew Profanities, I Enunciate Them Clearly. Like a Fucking Lady – Made With Essential Oils Of My Last Two Fucks/b> candle is a unique handmade creation that adds humor to Christmas gifts, birthdays, or any occasion. Lighten the mood and share laughter with this lighthearted novelty gift. Ideal for white elephant exchanges or playful pranks for your best friend, sister, mom, or even for your coworkers. Bring joy to your loved ones with a memorable and unexpected gag gift candle.

Crafted from sustainable palm wax and scented with high-quality fragrances and essential oils, this candle is not only eco-friendly but also long-lasting and non-toxic. The dye-free wax is poured into a cute 9 oz straight-sided tumbler jar with a black metal lid, making it a stylish addition to any home decor.

With its tongue-in-cheek humor and playful design, our candles are a great conversation starter and the perfect gift for any occasion. So whether you’re shopping for a birthday, holiday, or just because, give the gift of laughter and warmth with our funny and fabulous candle.

Choose Your Scent:

• BALSAM & CEDAR: (Christmas tree scent) made with balsam, cedar, and pine essential oils

UNIQUE NATURAL SUSTAINABLE WAX:

Our natural palm wax doesn’t contain any additives so our candles are “true to scent,” which means our candles don’t have that “other smell” that paraffin and soy candles have – which is caused by petroleum based solvents, (even soy wax contains these solvents). Our candles also burn brighter and hotter, which means the candles will smell stronger, and last longer than other waxes.
Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 4 x 4 inches; 1 Pounds
Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 12, 2023
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CM821F52

Volume: 9 ounces
Wick: Cotton, Lead and Zinc Free. Keep trimmed to 1/4″
Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5″
Burn Time: 65 hours if properly burned
Scent: Balsam & Cedar