Cocaine and Hookers Candle – Funny Best Friend Birthday Gifts for Women – Sassy …

Price: $13.95
(as of Jun 07, 2025 16:55:14 UTC – Details)

Introducing the “Cocaine and Hookers” 9 oz Natural Soy Wax Candle: because sometimes, you just need to brighten up your day with a dash of humor and a whole lot of questionable life choices! This is the candle that will leave your friends both laughing and slightly concerned (in the best way possible). It’s the perfect gift for that one friend who truly believes they need “something bold and unexpected” in their life—because who wouldn’t want to sit back, relax, and unwind to the sultry glow of a candle with a name like this?

Crafted with the finest natural soy wax (so it’s eco-friendly, unlike some of the life choices hinted at by the name), this candle burns cleanly, offering a fragrant experience that is as luxurious as it is mischievous. The scent? Oh, just the soft, enticing whiff of rebellion with a sweet undertone of “I’m probably getting away with something.” We’re talking about a heady blend of spicy, exotic, and a little bit naughty—think vanilla mixed with the faintest touch of something a little scandalous. Is it a guilt-free indulgence? Well, kind of, as long as you’re not actually breaking any laws. It’s legal, it’s quirky, and it’s absolutely one of a kind!

But let’s talk about the design: this candle isn’t just a gag gift—it’s a statement piece. With its sleek, minimalist jar, it might look all sophisticated and mature from the outside, but once that label hits your friends’ eyes, they’ll be like, “Wait, what?!” It’s the perfect juxtaposition of classy and chaotic. The candle’s chic black jar and bold font scream, “I’m fun, I’m bold, and I’ve got a story or two up my sleeve.”

Perfect for birthdays, white elephant gift exchanges, or just as a lighthearted gift to brighten your friend’s questionable choices—this candle brings the kind of dark humor only true best friends can appreciate. Just imagine their face when they open the box. It’s equal parts, “What did you just give me?!” and “I’m totally burning this tonight.”

So, whether your bestie is notorious for their crazy stories or they’re just the one who laughs the hardest at everything a little offbeat, this candle will be their new favorite conversation starter. Light it up at your next gathering and watch as everyone’s eyebrows raise with curiosity. No judgment here—just a sweet, spicy aroma that says, “Let’s make some memories we’ll probably regret!”

Gift it to the one who has everything, but definitely doesn’t have a candle that boldly references the wild side of life. It’s the gift that says, “You’re my ride-or-die, and I’m here to make sure you always have a wickedly good time.”
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Gelid

Light up your best friend’s birthday with this hilarious 9 oz candle, featuring the cheeky phrase, “Cocaine and Hookers.” Perfect for adding a playful twist to their space, this candle combines delightful fragrance with a healthy dose of humor. It’s a fun reminder that your friendship is as strong as the scent—just like your inside jokes! Give the gift of laughter and ambiance, and let the good times (and great smells) roll!
QUALITY GIFT: Our candles are filled with captivating scents and come in 9oz glass jars. Each jar measures 3.5 inches tall (without the lid) and has a 2.625 inch diameter at the top. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend, these candles are equipped with a 100% cotton wick. The permanent adhesive label allows your custom designs to shine.
LONG BURN TIME: Experience 40-50 hours of soothing burn time with our handcrafted scented candle. Made from all-natural soy wax and featuring a reliable cotton wick, it ensures a clean, smoke-free flame. Perfect for creating a calming ambiance in your living room, bedroom, bathroom, office, or during tranquil yoga sessions.
HAND-POURED IN THE USA: Experience the warmth and care in every flicker of our candles, hand-poured with love right here in the USA. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each candle embodies our commitment to quality and passion for creating a cozy, inviting atmosphere. Feel the difference of craftsmanship and the personal touch in every candle.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Before each use, trim the wick to ¼” to avoid soot. Burn until the wax pool reaches the jar edge, ensuring the flame of love burns bright with every use.